merilisâThe Slim Shady LPâ pada Interscope dan mendapatkan tiga platinum. Ini menjadi permulaan kontroversi dari lirik Marshall yang seringkali berisi pesan kekerasan. Pada Mei 2000, Marshall merilis âThe Marshall Mathers LPâ dan terjual enam juta kopi. Beberapa single album menjadi hits, yaitu âThe Real Slim Shady,â
x1Eminem Slim Shady Lyrics Print Print size options: A3 (297x420mm) A4 (210x297mm) Unframed Artwork by @simplyextrajordanary Please read the printing and shipping information below before making your purchase and feel free to contact me should you have any questions. - Prints are printed on thick professional and premium quality art paper 300gsm.
Myname is, chka-chka, Slim Shady. My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh) Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five. I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler. And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up.
Eminem- The Real Slim Shady Mp3.Mid.Az - En yeni mahnilar pulsuz yukle endir meyxana azeri turk xarici mahnilar 0-9; A; B; C; #AzÉri #TĂŒrk #Rus #Dini #Eurovision #Film #MuÄam #Meyxana #Rep #Lirik. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Eminem -
Songfacts: This introduced the character "Slim Shady." Eminem claims to have three characters he uses: Marshal Mathers (his real name), Eminem, and Slim Shady. "In the video, Em taps on the inside of the TV, literally interrupting American culture with a nasal, grating, 'HI!'. Then he lays out a manifesto of who he is, where he's from, what
Vay Tiá»n Nhanh Chá» Cáș§n Cmnd. Loading... [eminem] may i have your attention please? may i have your attention please? will the real slim shady please stand up? i repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? weâre gonna have a problem here.. yâall act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her -ss worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture ahh! itâs the return of the⊠âah, wait, no way, youâre kidding, he didnât just say what i think he did, did he?â and dr. dre said⊠nothing you idiots! dr. dreâs dead, heâs locked in my bas-m-nt! ha-ha! feminist women love eminem [-vocal turntable chigga chigga chigga-] âslim shady, iâm sick of him look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what flippin the you-know-who,â âyeah, but heâs so cute though!â yeah, i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse, than whatâs goin on in your parentsâ bedrooms sometimes, i wanna get on tv and just let loose, but canât but itâs cool for tom green to hump a dead moose âmy b-m is on your lips, my b-m is on your lipsâ and if iâm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss and thatâs the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womanâs cl-toris is of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade they got the discovery channel donât they? âwe ainât nothing but mammals..â well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes [slurp] but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then thereâs no reason that a man and another man canât elope [-ewww!-] but if you feel like i feel, i got the antidote women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [chorus eminem repeat 2x] âcause iâm slim shady, yes iâm the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating so wonât the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [eminem] will smith donât gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well i do, so f-ck him and f-ck you too! you think i give a d-mn about a grammy? half of you critics canât even stomach me, let alone stand me âbut slim, what if you win, wouldnât it be weird?â why? so you guys could just lie to get me here? so you can, sit me here next to britney spears? sh-t, christina aguilera better switch me chairs so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst and hear âem argue over who she gave head to first you little b-tch, put me on blast on mtv âyeah, heâs cute, but i think heâs married to kim, hee-hee!â i should download her audio on mp3 and show the whole world how you gave eminem vd [ahhh!] iâm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so i have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] and thereâs a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just donât give a f-ck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [chorus] [eminem] iâm like a head trip to listen to, cause iâm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room the only difference is i got the b-lls to say it in front of yâall and i donât gotta be false or sugarcoated at all i just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it [-err-] i just sh-t it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can then you wonder how can kids eat up these alb-ms like valiums itâs funny; cause at the rate iâm goin when iâm thirty iâll be the only person in the nursin home flirting pinchin nurses -sses when iâm jackin off with jergens and iâm jerkin but this whole bag of vâgr- isnât working and every single person is a slim shady lurkin he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings [-hach-] or in the parkin lot, circling screaming âi donât give a f-ck!â with his windows down and his system up so, will the real shady please stand up? and put one of those fingers on each hand up? and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [chorus 4x] [eminem] ha ha guess thereâs a slim shady in all of us f-ck it, letâs all stand up lirik lagu lainnya kumpulan lirik lagu chino grande âș lirik lagu blood money â chino grande kumpulan lirik lagu the main ingredient âș lirik lagu spinning around i must be falling in love â the main ingredient kumpulan lirik lagu hooks amero âș lirik lagu dese haters â hooks amero kumpulan lirik lagu sie gubba âș lirik lagu i sĂ„mmĂ„r kjĂŠm du att â sie gubba kumpulan lirik lagu markus krunegard âș lirik lagu sthlm skyline â markus krunegĂ„rd kumpulan lirik lagu huss und hodn âș lirik lagu scheisse am schuh bonus track â huss und hodn kumpulan lirik lagu flash bang grenada âș lirik lagu beat my bitch â flash bang grenada kumpulan lirik lagu lavern baker âș lirik lagu on revival day â lavern baker kumpulan lirik lagu happy mondays âș lirik lagu wrote for luck â remastered â happy mondays kumpulan lirik lagu projota âș lirik lagu mais do que pegadas â projota
Eminem About The Real Slim Shady "The Real Slim Shady" is a song by American rapper Eminem from his third album The Marshall Mathers LP 2000. It was released as the lead single a week before the album's release. The song was later released in 2005 on Eminem's greatest hits album Curtain Call The Hits. "The Real Slim Shady" was Eminem's first song to reach number one in the United Kingdom and it also peaked at number four on the Billboard Hot 100, giving him his biggest hit up to that point. The song was the 14th best selling of 2000 in the United Kingdom. It won multiple awards, including MTV Video Music Awards for Best Video and Best Male Video, as well as a Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance. In October 2011, NME placed it at number 80 on its list "150 Best Tracks of the Past 15 Years". It was listed at number 396 on NME's 500 greatest songs of all time. more » Year 2000 445 3,220 Views Playlists 11 Lyrics currently unavailable⊠Eminem Marshall Bruce Mathers III born October 17, 1972, known professionally as Eminem /ËÉmÉȘËnÉm/; often stylized as EMINÆM, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential artists of all time in any genre, with Rolling Stone ranking him 83rd on its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time and labelling him the "King of Hip Hop". He will often be called " Slim Shady" at times. He has gotten into quite some rap battles against MGK, Machine Gun Kelly Snoop Dog, etc. more » 117 fans Written by Marshall Mathers, Andre Young, Michael Elizondo, Thomas Coster Citation Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography Missing lyrics by Eminem? Know any other songs by Eminem? Don't keep it to yourself! The Web's Largest Resource for Music, Songs & Lyrics A Member Of The STANDS4 Network Watch the song video The Real Slim Shady Browse Our awesome collection of Promoted Songs » Quiz Are you a music master? » Which Bob Dylan song did Adele include on her first album? A. Shelter from the Storm B. Blowin' in the Wind C. Make You Feel My Love D. Not Dark Yet Don't miss Eminem's Upcoming Events » Fri âą Sep 08 âą 800 PMHobart Art Theatre, Hobart, IN
Eminem About The Real Slim Shady "The Real Slim Shady" is a song by American rapper Eminem from his third album The Marshall Mathers LP 2000. It was released as the lead single a week before the album's release. The song was later released in 2005 on Eminem's greatest hits album Curtain Call The Hits. "The Real Slim Shady" was Eminem's first song to reach number one in the United Kingdom and it also peaked at number four on the Billboard Hot 100, giving him his biggest hit up to that point. The song was the 14th best selling of 2000 in the United Kingdom. It won multiple awards, including MTV Video Music Awards for Best Video and Best Male Video, as well as a Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance. In October 2011, NME placed it at number 80 on its list "150 Best Tracks of the Past 15 Years". It was listed at number 396 on NME's 500 greatest songs of all time. more » Year 2000 444 648 Views Playlists 7 Lyrics currently unavailable⊠Eminem Marshall Bruce Mathers III born October 17, 1972, known professionally as Eminem /ËÉmÉȘËnÉm/; often stylized as EMINÆM, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential artists of all time in any genre, with Rolling Stone ranking him 83rd on its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time and labelling him the "King of Hip Hop". He will often be called " Slim Shady" at times. He has gotten into quite some rap battles against MGK, Machine Gun Kelly Snoop Dog, etc. more » 117 fans Written by Marshall Mathers, Andre Young, Michael Elizondo, Thomas Coster Citation Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography Missing lyrics by Eminem? Know any other songs by Eminem? Don't keep it to yourself! The Web's Largest Resource for Music, Songs & Lyrics A Member Of The STANDS4 Network Watch the song video The Real Slim Shady Browse Our awesome collection of Promoted Songs » Quiz Are you a music master? » Which song did this line come from? "You should take it as a compliment. If I were you, I would be more confident". A. Dying on the Inside - Nessa Barrett B. Pretty Girl - Clairo C. Talk to Me - Cavetown D. Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish Don't miss Eminem's Upcoming Events » Fri âą Sep 08 âą 800 PMHobart Art Theatre, Hobart, IN
O verdadeiro Slim ShadyPosso ter sua atenção por favor?Posso ter sua atenção por favor?O verdadeiro Slim Shady poderia se levantar por favor?Eu repito, o verdadeiro Slim Shadypoderia se levantar porfavor?Vamos ter problemas aquiVocĂȘs agem como se nunca tivessem visto um branco antesTodos de boca abertaComo Pam e Tommy entrou com tudo pela portaE começou a espancĂĄ-la pior do que nuncaPrimeiro se divorciaramJogando ela sobre mĂłveis Ahh!Ă a volta do"Ah espere, nĂŁo pode ser, vocĂȘ tĂĄ brincandoEle nĂŁo falou o que eu acabei de ouvirFalou? "E Dr. Dre disseNada seus idiotas, Dr. Dre estĂĄ mortoEle estĂĄ trancado no meu porĂŁoGarotas feministas adoram EminemChicka chicka chicka Slim ShadyTo de saco cheio dele, olhem eleAndando por ai pegando no vocĂȘs sabemApontando vocĂȘs sabem quem""Ă, mas ele Ă© tĂŁo fofinho"Ă, eu devo ter vĂĄrios parafusos soltos na minha cabeçaMais nada pior do que o que estĂĄacontecendo no quarto do seus pais ehehehehAs vezes eu quero aparecer na TV pra eu me soltarMas nĂŁo posso, mais Ă© legal pro Tom Greendtransar com um alce mortoMinha bunda estĂĄ nos seus lĂĄbiosminha bunda estĂĄ nos seus lĂĄbiosE se eu tiver sorte, vocĂȘ talvez poderĂĄ beijĂĄ-laE essa Ă© a mensagem que transmitimos para criançinhasE esperamos que eles nĂŁo saibamo que o clitĂłris de um mulher éà claro que eles vĂŁo saber o que transar significaAntes de chegarem na quarta serieEles tĂȘm o canal da Discovery, nĂŁo tĂȘm?NĂŁo somos nada alĂ©m de mamĂferosBom, alguns de nĂłs canibaisQue cortamos outras pessoas como melĂ”esMas se transarmos com animais mortos e antĂlopesEntĂŁo nĂŁo tem por quĂȘ um homemE um outro homem nĂŁo poderem transarMas se vocĂȘ se sente como eu me sintoEu tenho o antĂdotoMulheres abanam suas calcinhasCante o refrĂŁo e Ă© assim que cantaEu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocĂȘs outros Slim Shadys estĂŁo apenas imitandoEntĂŁo por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocĂȘs outros Slim Shadys estĂŁo apenas imitandoEntĂŁo por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levanteWill Smith nĂŁo tem que falar palavrĂ”es pra vender discosBom, eu tenho, entĂŁo foda-se ele, e foda-se vocĂȘ tambĂ©mVocĂȘ acha que eu ligo por causa de um GrammyMetade desses crĂticos nem me agĂŒentamMuito menos eu perto deles"Mas Slim, e se vocĂȘ ganhar, nĂŁo seria esquisito? "Por quĂȘ? SĂł pra vocĂȘs mentirem pra eu chegar atĂ© aqui?Pra vocĂȘs me sentarem perto da Britney Spears?Porra, Christina Aguilera melhor mudar os assentosPara que possa sentar ao lado do Carson Daly e Fred DurstE ouvir eles discutindo sobre pra quem ela deu primeiroSua putinha, falou merda de mim na MTV"Ă, ele Ă© bonitinhomas acho que ele estĂĄ casado com a Kim, hihi! "Eu deveria baixar o audio dela em mp3E mostrar para o mundo como elapassou uma doença venĂ©rea pro Eminem AHH!Estou de saco cheio dessas bandinhas de garotos e garotasVocĂȘ sĂł me irritamEntao eu tenho N'SYNC aqui pra destruir vocĂȘsE tem um milhĂŁo de pessoas como euQue falam palavrĂ”es como euQue estĂŁo pouco se lixando como euQue se vestem como eu, andam, falamE agem que como euE pode ser a prĂłxima melhor coisa mas nĂŁo como euEu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocĂȘs outros Slim Shadys estĂŁo apenas imitandoEntĂŁo por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocĂȘs outros Slim Shadys estĂŁo apenas imitandoEntĂŁo por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levanteEu sou que nem um humorista pra vocĂȘs ouviremPorque eu sĂł falo piadasPra vocĂȘs contaram pros seu amigos na sala de estarA Ășnica diferença Ă© que eu tenho coragem de falarNa frente de todos e eu nĂŁo preciso ser falso ou mentirEu sĂł cato o microfone e começo a falarE se vocĂȘ nĂŁo quiser admitir ERRSou melhor do que 90 desses rappers por aiAi vocĂȘs pensam comoEssas crianças podem consumir esses ĂĄlbunsQue nem remĂ©diosĂ engraçado, porque no ritmo que estouQuando eu chegar aos 30Eu serei a Ășnica pessoa no manicĂŽmio chavecandoBeliscando as bundas das enfermeirasEnquanto bato punhetaE tĂŽ batendo mas esse pacote de ViagraNĂŁo estĂĄ funcionandoE todas as pessoas tem um pouco de Slim ShadyEle pode estar trabalhando no Burger KingCuspindo nas suas cebolinhas fritasOu pode estar no estacionamento dirigindo gritandoEu tĂŽ pouco me fudendoCom as janelas abaixadas, e seu som no ĂșltimoEntĂŁo o verdadeiro Slim Shady poderia se levantar?E colocar um desses dedos em cada mĂŁo erguida?E seja feliz por estar louco e descontroladoE mais uma vez, o mais alto que puder, como que canta?Eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocĂȘs outros Slim Shadys estĂŁo apenas imitandoEntĂŁo por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocĂȘs outros Slim Shadys estĂŁo apenas imitandoEntĂŁo por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocĂȘs outros Slim Shadys estĂŁo apenas imitandoEntĂŁo por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocĂȘs outros Slim Shadys estĂŁo apenas imitandoEntĂŁo por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levanteHaha acho que tem um Slim Shady em cada um de nĂłsDane-se, vamos todos nos levantarThe Real Slim ShadyMay I have your attention pleaseMay I have your attention pleaseWill the real slim shady please stand upI repeat will the real slimshady please stand upWe're gonna have a problem hereYa'll act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floorLike Pam and Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorcedThrowing her over furniture aahIt's the return of the"ah wait, no wait, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he didDid he? "And Dr. Dre saidNothing you idiots, Dr Dre's deadHe's locked in my bassmentFeminist women love eminemChicka chicka chicka slim shady"I'm sick of him, look at himWalkin around, grabbin his you know whatFlippin' to you know who""yeah, but he's so cute though"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse than what'sgoin on in your parents bedroom ehehehehSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let looseBut can't, but it's cool for Tom Greento hump a dead mooseMy bum is on your lipsMy bum is on your lipsAnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to knowwhat a woman's clitoris isOf course they're gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit 4th gradeThey got the discovery channel, dont they?We ain't nothing but mammalsWell, some of us cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantelopesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there's no reason that a manAnd another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feelI got the antedoteWomen wave your pantehoseSing the chorus and it goesI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upWill Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell I do, so fuck him and fuck you tooYou think I give a damn about a grammyHalf of you critics can't even stomach meLet alone stand me"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"Why? so you guys can just lie to get me hereSo you can sit me here next to Britney SpearsBullshit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear em argue over who she gave head to firstLittle bitch, put me on blast on MTV"yeah, he's cuteBut I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"I should download her audio on MP3And show the worldhow you gave eminem VD aahI'm sick of you little girl and boy groupsAll you do is annoy meSo I have N'SYNC here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like meWho just don't give a fuck like meWho dress like me, walk, talkAnd act like meAnd just might be the next best thing, but not quite meI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upI'm like a head trip to listen toCause I'm only giving you thingsYou joke about with your friends inside you livin' roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say itIn front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it riipI just shitted it better than 90 you rappers out canThen you wonder how canKids eat up these albumsLike valiumsIt's funny, cause at the rate I'm goingWhen I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinchin nurses assesWhen I'm jackin off with jergen'sAnd I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagraIsn't workingIn every single person there's a slim shady lurkinHe could be workin at burger kingSpittin on your onion ringsOr in the parking lot, circling, screaminI dont give a fuckWith his windows down and his system upSo will the real shady please stand upAnd put 1 of those fingers on each hand upAnd be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upHaha guess it's a slim shady in all of usFuck it let's all stand up
[Eminem] May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up We're gonna have a problem here [Verse 1] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whippin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he" And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement Feminist women love Eminem "Chigga chigga chigga Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit 4th grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they "We ain't nothing but mammals" - well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Hook x2] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 2] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records Well, I do. So fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download a audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [Hook x2] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up [Verse 3] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than 90% of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses' asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go [Hook] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us F*ck it, let's all stand up
lirik the real slim shady